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Drow campaign ~ Year ZeroSuicide attack on major drow temple/cavern perpetrated by outsider/enemy/former-slave race ( Read more... )

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H: "Please, your only other option would be to tumble through the entangle spell, past the dominated warhorse, right beneath the flying druid and engage him in single combat..."

A: "Yeah, right. That's what you could do if you were some sort of superhero wizard."

So that's just what I did.

Then I killed the druid with my brain.

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Working at this company has caused me to regress to a pre-college state, one in which an immediate threatening deadline is the required impetus for effort. I accomplished more in the two hours before our weekly status meeting than I have in the last two weeks of procrastination and covert fondling of my scrotal sack. Now that I grifted my way ( Read more... )